Update! Looks like Fante's lost his journal and this will never change.
Andy Pierce has added some random thoughts while we wait for Fante's text
will Greg's supper ever get heated up if he keeps taking the damn thing off the campstove to stir it?!?
I never thought I'd meet anyone who snores louder than Shade-O...but Pete wins hands-down. His exhale sounded like a moose in heat. Good thing he packed ear plugs for his Polar Bear buddies.
Greg and Jimmy have found a sure-fire way to win at chess...the secret is to get the other guy so trashed he can't see you swiping his pieces off the board while he's guzzling bourbon.
don't EVER pull out your tent stakes unless you're ready to chase your tent into the woods (given the prevailing meteorological conditions).
no spot on the ground is ever safe from Greg Shade plopping down onto it and breaking into a full snore within 30 seconds...
red and Kye do not mix.
I never thought I'd say "show us your tits" on a polar bear trip, but I did...TWICE.
Snickers and scotch are now inseparable, thanks to Andy Deck.
Jimmy O'Toole holds the world record for number of miles Mountain Dew has been transported via backpack.
Ned Beatty would have been proud to see Dan Waddell in nothing but his long-johns, with soiled knee-caps. All we needed was banjo music and some squealing.